Ice Cream Supplies - two things needed for icing cream, cows and chargers. Easi innit?

It goes without saying that in order to get going with the ice cream you will need a reliable source of cream supplies.

We recommend a cow - they have vast experience of turning grass into dairy products - without them then you really stand very little chance of getting the job done!

Discount Code

Full price? Why would you want to do that - discount codes make life better. Just ask my Gran she loves, loves, loves a bargain.

Even if you aren't an old woman you will still surely appreciate the value added nature of a bargain basement. That is until the basement floods. Then it is just a swimming pool!

Cream Chargers

Got milk? If not why not? Get charged get cream chargers -mmmmm!

That froth on the hot chocolate helps lubricate things all of the way to the bottom. Unless of course you are lactose intolerant in which case you are on to a loser with this whole website. If this apples to you then we suggest that you go somewhere else and leave us all alone!

Ice Cream Recipes

It's not just vanilla - oh no, vanilla is for your next door neighbours what you want is far tastier than that!

Get that headboard banging against the wall that's what you need - not vanilla - unless it comes with extra thick cream of course. Headboard bangs, face beams. Extra creamy.

Before I learned how to juggle I learned what I loved and what I loved was also what made me into a whole person. Hairy, dairy forget Mary. I loved to get creamed - I could supply enough cream to fill an entire swimming pool. In fact I did.

It was not pretty and a cat drowned - but then it was actually inside a sack with only a brick for company.